and now the most surprising headling ever: Legionnaire's Disease found in Playboy Mansion hot tub

I feel like I need to take a shower and some wide-spectrum antibiotics just reading this article.

I guess I am legitimately surprised though. That Legionnaire's was the ONLY thing found there.  Zing!

"We're carrying disease!"*

Source -> http://www.nbcdfw.com/entertainment/celebrity/Hot-Tub-Bacteria-Spreads-Illness-at-Playboy-Mansion-120050754.html & http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1377815/Playboy-Mansion-illness-Legionnaires-bacteria-hot-tub.html

*I have no idea whether or not you are currently carrying the Legionellosis bacteria, I'm just making a joke.