Big post to offset probably not posting much this weekend. I receive texts like this on a regular basis...
Source ->
http://www.buzzfeed.com/waynem2/top-10-crazy-texts-from-parents-1tsf
also
http://www.whenparentstext.com (pasted below)
small keypad, old hands
New Things
| Me: | Went to a gymnastics meet and it was again awesome! |
| Dad: | Love that you’re trying new things. By new things, I mean non-sex and drug things. |
Red or White?
| Mom: | Red or white wine with Cheetos? |
| Me: | Is this a real question? |
| Mom: | Too late - I chose white - my day got worse… |
Boards
| MOM: | It’s fun. we r going down the mountain on snow boards. my ass cheeks are numb. |
| me: | youre snowboarding? |
| MOM: | going down on those boards. is that called snowboarding? |
Capris
| MOM: | Birthday list? How’s that thesis comin? Read your Umbrella book…….just sayin. Love you |
| MOM: | Thinkin bout shaving my legs. It’ll be warm enough for capris tomorrow. |
| ME: | That’s a lot to process in thirty seconds. |
Connection pt.2
| Mom: | When you cry, I cry, when you feel sad, I feel sad, when you’re happy, I’m happy. Can I have your zip code? |
Dinner Friends
| Dad: | Mom taught me a new phrase!!! |
| Me: | What? |
| Dad: | She said I should ask you if you have “friends with benefits”? |
| Me: | hahahahaha oh my god!!! |
| Dad: | What? It’s kinda like dinner friends. |
| Dad: | That’s cool. |
Patrick
| Mom: | Whats spongebobs friends name… the starfish? |
| Me: | Patrick |
| Me: | Why? |
| Mom: | Why not? |
Pay It Forward: Cyberhugs
| mom: | Just for “liking” the “When Parents Text” site I’m going to give you a cyberhug (((((Anna)))))! |
Serious Business
| MOM: | I would not jest about poo. |
Raisin Retort
| ME: | These raisins are gross |
| MOM: | So are you HA |
SURGICALLY REMOVED…
DOCTOR SAYS
GRANDPA DID WHAT?
SLEEPOVERS…
TOUCHE…
GOING SOMEWHERE
EPIC 1ST TEXT!
MCWIENER
ONE OR THE OTHER
WOW THAT'S FANTASTIC
