Now the most shocking headline ever

Dressed for Brunch

Now in obvious news, it turns out Mila Kunis (Ukranian born Goddess) isn't really in support of Charlie Sheen's offer for her to be his newest tramp.

From the source page:
Mila Kunis is a 27 year old, well-liked and respected actress, the daughter of a physics teacher and a mechanical engineer, who dated the same guy for the past 9 years (though they broke up in January).
Charlie Sheen is a 45-year-old degenerate drug addict with a history of violence against women and who will f*ck literally anything.
Now try and guess what her reaction was when he announced that he wants to stalk her on facebook before he and his diseased girlfriends gang bang her.

“Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out,” a pal of the starlet tells us.

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