Warning lots of NSFW language.
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Original ad:
looking for a jeep comanche. must be running and in good condition. can pay up to $500. offers for other trucks will be ignored.
From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:looking for a jeep comanche. must be running and in good condition. can pay up to $500. offers for other trucks will be ignored.
Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
yeah that would be great thanks
From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:
Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
ok thanks
From Joel ******* to Leo D:
hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche?
From Leo D to Joel *******:
Ugh...freaking Mike. I'm sorry. Mike is an idiot. I told him that I knew a guy selling a Comanche. I'm not selling one. If you want I can have that guy contact you. I'll give his email address: *******@yahoo.com
Sorry about that.
Leo
From Joel ******* to Leo D:
okay...
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
hey your friend leo told me you were selling a comanche?
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Ah, Leo! I haven't talked to him in forever! How's he doing?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
i dunno. i just met him online
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Do me a favor, will ya? Tell Leo that Chris asked how he's doing?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
are you selling a jeep comanche?
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
What did Leo say?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
he said he is good
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Great! Anyway, I'm not selling the Comanche, my brother is. Can I give him your email address so he can get in touch with you? His name is Randy.
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
oh god dammit. fine give him my email
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Will do!
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Hey, I just talked to Leo. He said you didn't tell him I asked how he was doing! Why did you lie to me?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
look i dont give a FUCK man i just want to buy a fuckin comanche and you keep dicking me around. who gives a fuck how hes doing if you were talking to him then why the fuck didnt you just fucking ask him? for christ's sake just fucking put me through to the guy selling the comanche already
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Calm down, son. No need to get your panties in a bunch. I just got off the phone with Randy and he is going to email you shortly.
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Source -> http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=107
earlier post -> http://www.dannyfinnegan.com/2010/11/e-mails-from-asshole.html
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