Sunday, September 18, 2011

Is Nicholas Cage a vampire?

I see this as irrefutable evidence that both he is and everything on the internet is true.
Correct me if I'm wrong.

Below is an actual picture of a Tennessee man from the 1870s, its currently on ebay here with the title "Nicolas Cage is a Vampire". Screenshot here if the auction ends before you get a chance to see it.

You've got to admit, the resemblance is uncanny, and he does have a certain "vampire vibe". Plus didn't he already play somebody undead in a terrible movie and he doesn't even go by his real name? Seems suspect to me.

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  1. oh, the magic of photoshop. it can make anything true ...

  2. I believe it to be true. But then again I eat a LOT of garlic and therefore am protected from Vampires.