Sunday, September 18, 2011

Is Nicholas Cage a vampire?

I see this as irrefutable evidence that both he is and everything on the internet is true.
Correct me if I'm wrong.

Below is an actual picture of a Tennessee man from the 1870s, its currently on ebay here with the title "Nicolas Cage is a Vampire". Screenshot here if the auction ends before you get a chance to see it.


You've got to admit, the resemblance is uncanny, and he does have a certain "vampire vibe". Plus didn't he already play somebody undead in a terrible movie and he doesn't even go by his real name? Seems suspect to me.



Source -> http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3820846/Proof-Nicolas-Cage-is-vampire.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/nicolas-cage-is-a-time-traveling-vampire
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/09/the-nic-cage-vampire-picture-is-for-sale/
Posted by DWFMBA at 9/18/2011 04:18:00 PM
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2 comments:

  1. KelleySeptember 18, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    oh, the magic of photoshop. it can make anything true ...

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  2. DWFMBASeptember 19, 2011 at 11:13 PM

    I believe it to be true. But then again I eat a LOT of garlic and therefore am protected from Vampires.

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