Honestly I'm fine with not getting a whole lot for Christmas. I think the charade of getting something for the sake of giving something isn't really for me. If you have a great, generous, well-thought-out gift for somebody, by all means go for it, I'm going to do that for the people that I'm getting gifts for. But a set of salt and pepper shakers that don't actually hold any salt and pepper shaped like a fat woman's butt cheeks (can provide proof). Honestly a handshake would've been better. Yeah yeah yeah, I sound very cynical here. But do you really want something like that too? What ever happened to cards? Sure that's also a charade, but at least you didn't waste more than a dollar or 2.
George really isn't an example to live up to, but you've got to admit this is funny...
Clickable link -> http://youtu.be/X_z3RTwIWOw
Now for the feats of strength!
Source -> http://consumerist.com/2011/11/give-your-loved-ones-the-holiday-gift-of-not-having-to-buy-you-crap.html