Thanksgiving dinner family dynamics (aka status and seating)

Follow this helpful chart to figure out where to sit...

Source -> http://www.happyplace.com/2035/thanksgiving-seating-chart

My wife is weird -> http://www.dannyfinnegan.com/2010/11/thanksgiving-pies.html

"Can I Brine my turkey in the washing machine?"



Tales from the Butterball hotline -> http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/107938

When FDR rescheduled Thanksgiving -> http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/107100