At least they learned their lesson for drink-driving

Wait, paying somebody to serve your court-ordered community service is somehow different than actually doing it? Are we entirely sure this isn't Hollywood not San Diego and somehow cross-posted?

I really hope the judge sees this, oh wait I forwarded it to San Diego's district court general mailbox, oops.

Whoever said people with a DUI who believe they can just throw money at a problem couldn't keep it classy?

Source -> http://www.someecards.com/2011/05/25/lazy-alcoholic-uses-craigslist-to-help-him-stay-home-and-drink