My wife watches this awful show on after an awesome show which had a very funny rant last night that made my ears perk up as I was screwing around on the internet. They were going through a book of people they weren't friends with anymore and why. Truncated quote below.
"Too happy all the time, said our house was quaint, named her daughter Chesapeake, too old for hair that long, calls her husband hurricane frank, always tried to hug me, vegan, vegan, vegan, doesn't like Howard Stern, thought it would be funny to squirt me with a hose, husband is a tool, ran a marathon, doesn't drink"
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