1) car is parked on street
2) water main breaks nearby
3) car becomes part of street (until spring)
Man that owner is screwed. I wonder if there are conditions for ticketing taken if your car is actually frozen to the street? Based on this http://www.weather.com/weather/monthly/USNY0996 I hope nearby residents get used to the new audi-esque artwork for a month or so.
Source -> http://gothamist.com/2011/01/23/paging_audi_owner_your_car_is_cover.php