While this is funny until its found by somebody, who then receives an untreatable bite and suffers miserably...
Its still funny now. The escaped Bronx zoo Egyptian Cobra (or SOMEBODY pretending to be him... we'll never know) has started a twitter account to covertly tell the world his activities and whereabouts.
This is really funny -> http://twitter.com/BronxZoosCobra
More info -> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12902930
A screenshot of "his" last few tweets below (as of this post)