Somebody buy me this!

 Using their words:

Warp your taste buds

Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. "How?" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet. "But how?" you scream. The truth is, science doesn't completely know (it has something to do with the protein miraculin that bonds to your taste buds, but the exact cause is still a mystery). But the berries work, and it's a miracle.

Ok, who doesn't want to try this? If no, you're full of crap.

Source -> http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/ab3f/

The motivation to this post is actually this ( -> http://dvice.com/archives/2010/12/11-cheap-gifts.php)

I literally (yes literally, I actually know how to use that word, I'm not from "the valley") want all of these things, in an easily re-arranged order of 7,6,8,9,11,1,2,3,4,5 except 10. 10 is stupid. You know why.

somehow this is related -> http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/nerd-venn-diagram (not as much as a stretch as you'd think if you've gotten to this point...)